I've got a Bakewell heart

About me:
The name's Crystal. I'm a female-identifying pansexual with a whole lot of love to give. My love affair with red velvet cake is the stuff of legends. Life goals? To live in a house designed for cats and run a sweet-ass tearoom.


WORD OF WARNING: I just wanna let you know that some of the content on this blog is NSFW. That's just how I roll, and have no shame in it. Enjoy or despise it. The choice is yours.

amouretlesautres:

hazeleyed1:

prenseharming:

xn—b6h:

how to correctly leave the scene.

I am dying right now!

I needed this laugh tonight!

My soul is alight with pure, unadulterated glee right now!!!

tazeffect:

ridiculously turned on from hearing Chris Pine speak Spanish holy shit

Oh Christ, I’m sweating, and it’s not from my overheated laptop. Oooonnnggggggg. Hhhhhhhhhh. MY TOES ARE CURLING.

(via deaninpanties)

soundlyawake:

neutralize:

So I guess this occasional video making thing is a part of my life now, which is really all this video is about. (Meta!) I’m giving myself over to it until it’s either boring or overwhelming. Or, you know, until you guys don’t laugh.

Enjoy to the fullest this woman I do.

Oh my goodness, she’s so great! *swoons*