I've got a Bakewell heart

About me:
The name's Crystal. I'm a female-identifying pansexual with a whole lot of love to give. My love affair with red velvet cake is the stuff of legends. Life goals? To live in a house designed for cats and run a sweet-ass tearoom.


WORD OF WARNING: I just wanna let you know that some of the content on this blog is NSFW. That's just how I roll, and have no shame in it. Enjoy or despise it. The choice is yours.

amouretlesautres:

hazeleyed1:

prenseharming:

xn—b6h:

how to correctly leave the scene.

I am dying right now!

I needed this laugh tonight!

My soul is alight with pure, unadulterated glee right now!!!

tazeffect:

ridiculously turned on from hearing Chris Pine speak Spanish holy shit

Oh Christ, I’m sweating, and it’s not from my overheated laptop. Oooonnnggggggg. Hhhhhhhhhh. MY TOES ARE CURLING.

(via deaninpanties)

soundlyawake:

neutralize:

So I guess this occasional video making thing is a part of my life now, which is really all this video is about. (Meta!) I’m giving myself over to it until it’s either boring or overwhelming. Or, you know, until you guys don’t laugh.

Enjoy to the fullest this woman I do.

Oh my goodness, she’s so great! *swoons*

annieelainey:

Will I - So You Think You can Dance Canada S3

MIA MICHAEL’S, YOU GODDES, I CAN’T. I CAAAANNN’T.

HOW DARE YOU, CANADA. 

HOW DARE…

I JUST….

I….

*gross loud sobbing*

This was truly so gorgeous, and…oh no. I’m such a Renthead, and this song I…I…Their emotions!!! EMOTIONS. God, this was so raw and real and painful. OOF. Loved every bit of it. Forgive the incoherence. It’s just. I want to re-watch this for all eternity. 

Ack! I can’t stop crying! 

**The audience needs to have several seats somewhere else, please. All that fucking screaming was ruining it a bit. And the cameras needed to calm the fuck down. I would love to have seen this live in like a full-on RENT tribute. 

marfmellow:

neoqueenusagi:

Kitchen Nightmares: Amy’s Baking Company - AKA the episode that made even Gordon Ramsey walk out because the owners are completely disillusioned.

this shit made me so uncomfortable. 

I’m not even half-way in yet, and this episode is making my heart race. Like I’m undergoing some serious fight-or-flight feels right now. Yeesh! Marf’s got it right, this is fucking uncomfortable to watch *shudders*

buttlid:

alexkisu:

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

FUCK HAHA

omfg

(via nataliemeansnice)