I've got a Bakewell heart
The name's Crystal. I'm a female-identifying pansexual with a whole lot of love to give. My love affair with red velvet cake is the stuff of legends. Life goals? To live in a house designed for cats and run a sweet-ass tearoom.
WORD OF WARNING: I just wanna let you know that some of the content on this blog is NSFW. That's just how I roll, and have no shame in it. Enjoy or despise it. The choice is yours.
|Mom:||How do you pronounce Ke$ha? Like Key”dollar sign”haa.|
|Mom:||Or is it Key”dolla sign”haa, bc that’s more hip? Call me and tell me!|
|Me:||I see you found my donuts…|
|Dad:||Buy in bulk next time.I am a growing boy|
|MOM:||And they are beautiful.|
|mom:||whats that game where you put your hands and feet on the colors and it can get kinda dirty.|
|Me:||Do you know that you have an automatic signature? After every text you send this appears: )o(|
|Dad:||That’s an ice spider|