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About me: The name's Crystal. I'm a female-identifying pansexual with a whole lot of love to give. My love affair with red velvet cake is the stuff of legends. Life goals? To live in a house designed for cats and run a sweet-ass tearoom. WORD OF WARNING: I just wanna let you know that some of the content on this blog is NSFW. That's just how I roll, and have no shame in it. Enjoy or despise it. The choice is yours. |
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NotesThese are all hilarious. For some reason I think a dog with perfect grammar is funnier than one with LOL-speak
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Notes Ke$haMom: How do you pronounce Ke$ha? Like Key”dollar sign”haa. Mom: Or is it Key”dolla sign”haa, bc that’s more hip? Call me and tell me! -
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Notes BulkMe: I see you found my donuts… Dad: Buy in bulk next time.I am a growing boy -
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Notes Twister: The Hot Spotmom: whats that game where you put your hands and feet on the colors and it can get kinda dirty. -
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Notes Ice SpidersMe: Do you know that you have an automatic signature? After every text you send this appears: )o( Dad: That’s an ice spider
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dont let em see you cry officer one day youll get cute jammies
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Anonymous asked: I hope you're having the best of days today and if you're not, know that you are an amazing person and you have many people that love you!
im having fairly good day, thank you kind person ;u;
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the creepiest cats of ok cupid
this article made me laugh really hard
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jumper was a $5 thrift store find. straight from the 90s. love it. today’s look = zombie tween dream. <3
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“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)
