I've got a Bakewell heart

About me:
The name's Crystal. I'm a female-identifying pansexual with a whole lot of love to give. My love affair with red velvet cake is the stuff of legends. Life goals? To live in a house designed for cats and run a sweet-ass tearoom.


WORD OF WARNING: I just wanna let you know that some of the content on this blog is NSFW. That's just how I roll, and have no shame in it. Enjoy or despise it. The choice is yours.

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

image

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raisha:

sinner-of-envy:

I casnty breasthe

yeeeeessss.

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androphilia:

Life With The Hijab By Sadaf Syed

University of Michigan’s DJ Hadeel Al-Hadidi created and broadcasts her own hour-long radio program.
Scholars teach that Islam encourages sports and physical activity for all, wrote Sayed. The prophet Muhammad is said to have invited his wife Aisha to a foot race.
Nadia Afghani, left, and Nadia Chohan make up Hijabi Deafness, a Muslim punk rock/hip-hop band.
Michelle Yim, a network engineer, skis, swims, body surfs, rides motorcycles – all while wearing the hijab.
Atlanta-based Mariem “Punchenella” Brakache (5-5, 1KO) is a former IBA Junior Middleweight Champion, boxing coach and renowned trainer.
A ballerina and tap dancer from Texas, Hiba Awad is anxious to prove “how versatile and unique a Muslim woman can be.”
Nousheen Yousuf said the practice of tae kwon do “taught me to treat daily prayers as a real meditation, where the focus is on my relationship with God.”
Nosheen Cassim, a part-time makeup artist and full-time mother of two, was born and raised in Illinois, but has been threatened by strangers who told her to “go back to where she came from.”
No matter how different they may look from other beachgoers, Sama Wareh, left, and Aurelia Khatib believe in doing what they love, including surfing.
Asma Azim, a step-grandmother from Pakistan, has been a manager of mechanics and a truck driver for more than a dozen years. She said her male contemporaries treat her with respect – especially when they discover she can repair her own engine.

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fatbodypolitics:

so it’s actually about boys? boys decide whether you’re girly or not.

One of the best scenes.

This scene. This whole fucking glorious show, y’all. 

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gawkercom:

All that stuff I said about somebody else having the best Halloween costume? My bad for not checking in with Josh Sundquist.
The motivational speaker, who lost his left leg to cancer as a boy, is well known for his creative Halloween get-ups.
He writes: “For Halloween this year, I dressed as the leg lamp from A Christmas Story.”
Someone give this man a Major Award.
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gawkercom:

All that stuff I said about somebody else having the best Halloween costume? My bad for not checking in with Josh Sundquist.

The motivational speaker, who lost his left leg to cancer as a boy, is well known for his creative Halloween get-ups.

He writes: “For Halloween this year, I dressed as the leg lamp from A Christmas Story.”

Someone give this man a Major Award.

[via joshsundquist]

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andrew-scoot:

this iS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY JUST WAIT FOR IT TO GET GOING

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Sherlock - Behind the Scenes: Vatican Cameos, Alan Rickman, and the Phantom Camera

bakerstreetbabes:

sherlockology:

It’s one of the most memorable moments in A Scandal in Belgravia. On realising the safe in Irene’s flat is booby trapped, Sherlock yells out a ‘safe word’ that he and John have decided on as an alert to take immediate evasive action: the canon-referencing “Vatican Cameos!” The scene then decends into a slow motion ballet as our heroes disarm the nefarious CIA agents. But how was this stunning imagery captured?

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