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About me: The name's Crystal. I'm a female-identifying pansexual with a whole lot of love to give. My love affair with red velvet cake is the stuff of legends. Life goals? To live in a house designed for cats and run a sweet-ass tearoom. WORD OF WARNING: I just wanna let you know that some of the content on this blog is NSFW. That's just how I roll, and have no shame in it. Enjoy or despise it. The choice is yours. |
[sherlock putting together his joan watson becomes a detective scrapbook, camera zooms onto a glittery page listing all of the minor felonies joan watson has commited]
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Edward Ndopu (via riseabovethemadness)
wana write this on my wall
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Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
EUROVISION.
WHAT EVEN ARE YOU?
WHAT IS THIS THING YOU ARE DOING?
I know a lot of the artists I love and admire say and do some really problematic, Grade A bullshit supreme. And while I still have a deep fondness for them, I wish I could just don a flower crown and lovely dress and be the sweetest, sparkliest little unicorn, but just as they’re about to do/say something super Not Okay, I flounce on over and thwack ‘em with my pretty little basket. And as they lay on the ground staring at me in confused horror, I lean over and whisper, “Don’t you fucking dare. Just don’t…Don’t do The Thing,” pat them gently on the head, and twirl away.
Hi Fandoms,
My name is Rosie. I’m 22. I grew up in Texas, about an hour south of Austin. I’m the oldest of 4 children; the child of teachers; on my way to be a teacher as well.
I’m a fan of Sci-Fi and Fantasy, of anime and manga, of magical girls and pirates. I’m a…
I’m sure that will wash off eventually.
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I shot some photos of my sister in a house we found while exploring the forest today.
Your sister is going to be a badass.
“going to be”?
anyway this is rad, it’s like a fucking awesome movie or something. Reminds me of Hannah or something. BOSS
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bell hooks, Outlaw Culture (via newwavefeminism)
lez recap
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dont let em see you cry officer one day youll get cute jammies

im having fairly good day, thank you kind person ;u;
the creepiest cats of ok cupid
this article made me laugh really hard
I can’t get over...
jumper was a $5 thrift store find. straight from the 90s. love it. today’s look = zombie tween dream. <3
I love...
“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)