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About me:
The name's Crystal. I'm a female-identifying pansexual with a whole lot of love to give. My love affair with red velvet cake is the stuff of legends. Life goals? To live in a house designed for cats and run a sweet-ass tearoom.


WORD OF WARNING: I just wanna let you know that some of the content on this blog is NSFW. That's just how I roll, and have no shame in it. Enjoy or despise it. The choice is yours.

quelola:

[Image Description: Photoset of three images. Top is text with MIA quote, then it’s a screengrab of article, last is a gif of MIA flipping off the camera with the caption “I don’t give a shit”.

Text reads: Oprah seemed like she was giving me the cold shoulder. She was with Iman (Bowie). Iman was always dancing with me, hugging and kissing me, but Oprah seemed really p*ssed off with me. Also she made this huge speech at the ball praising Lady Gaga and how she (Lady Gaga) is helping Americans to be the best of themselves. There’s millions of other Americans who represent that for me. Is (it) about numbers? About how much you’re selling? Is it truly about the journey? Because (Lady Gaga’s) journey isn’t that difficult: to go from the f*cking Upper East Side to the f*cking performing arts school and on to a stage at the museum of f*cking whereever. That journey’s about four miles.”]

sixtyforty:

infamousnfamous:

gay-mo:

BEST!

M.I.A. Keepin it real.
i love how in the notes people say shes doin this for publicity…ummm her career is about 8 years older than GaGa’s so i highly doubt that. Haters will hate :)

GET INTO IT

I call that the Singer White Female SWF effect. White singers who think they got a story to tell but really they’re not doing a damn thing that’s unique in any way. Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Gaga. They wanna act like they struggled. No.

“That journey’s about four miles.”

(Source: amen-madonna)

The institution of marriage is not under attack as a result of the President’s words. Marriage was under attack years ago by men who viewed women as property and children as trophies of sexual prowess. Marriage is under attack by low wages, high incarceration, unfair tax policy, unemployment, and lack of education. Marriage is under attack by clergy who proclaim monogamy yet think nothing of stepping outside the bonds of marriage to have multiple affairs with “preaching groupies.

Rev. Otis Moss III, Senior Pastor of Trinity United Church of Christ (via touchoftea)

(Pastor Moss is awesome, y’all.)

(Source: ineedmymorningtea, via thedisgruntledgradstudent)

dionthesocialist:

Nobody ever says:

  • homophobia will go away if we ignore it.
  • terrorists will go away if we ignore them.
  • homelessness will end if we stop talking about it.
  • infant mortality will end if we stop acknowledging it.
  • AIDS will go away if we stop focusing on AIDS so much.

Everybody knows that those notions are ridiculous. Why then do people insist on thinking that racism, which is the tragedy above all tragedies, will disappear if we stop talking about it? 

(via thedisgruntledgradstudent)

nataliemeansnice:

and don’t forget about michele bachmann’s soul. i’m not sure she has one of those. 

^ ZING

nataliemeansnice:

and don’t forget about michele bachmann’s soul. i’m not sure she has one of those. 

^ ZING

queercakes:

REWRITE: Never assume that someone considers fat an insult. Fat is a value-neutral word that is descriptive just like thin or skinny. It is not bad. It is not wrong. It does not mean unhealthy. It does not mean lazy. It means fat. It’s just a body type. It’s not offensive. It’s not negative. It is a word describing someone or something that is fat. We will never get past body shaming if we keep pretending like we can’t use the word fat. We can’t act like it’s some dirty word that must be whispered under our breath or some highly offensive insult reserved for people we truly hate. It is neither. It is not greater than or less than the word thin. I am fat. Lots of people are fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. It’s just a word.

queercakes:

REWRITE: Never assume that someone considers fat an insult. Fat is a value-neutral word that is descriptive just like thin or skinny. It is not bad. It is not wrong. It does not mean unhealthy. It does not mean lazy. It means fat. It’s just a body type. It’s not offensive. It’s not negative. It is a word describing someone or something that is fat. We will never get past body shaming if we keep pretending like we can’t use the word fat. We can’t act like it’s some dirty word that must be whispered under our breath or some highly offensive insult reserved for people we truly hate. It is neither. It is not greater than or less than the word thin. I am fat. Lots of people are fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. It’s just a word.