I've got a Bakewell heart

About me:
The name's Crystal. I'm a female-identifying pansexual with a whole lot of love to give. My love affair with red velvet cake is the stuff of legends. Life goals? To live in a house designed for cats and run a sweet-ass tearoom.


WORD OF WARNING: I just wanna let you know that some of the content on this blog is NSFW. That's just how I roll, and have no shame in it. Enjoy or despise it. The choice is yours.
  • Normal TV writers/creators plugging their show: hey guys new episode tonight hope you tune in you're great fans x
  • Moffat & Gatiss: HEY INTERNET GUESS WHAT WHEN YOU WATCH THE NEW EPISODE YOU WILL PROBABLY BE EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED FOREVER DANCE MONKEYS DANCE LOOK AT YOU ALL FLAILING HAHAHA HERE IS A FOREBODING QUOTE OR TWO FROM ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE NOW WE WILL MOCK YOU FURTHER BY TWEETING EACH OTHER IN THAT FRUSTRATINGLY SMUG WAY THAT YOU REALLY ACTUALLY LOVE HAHA SUFFER FOREVER CHANCES ARE YOU WON'T SURVIVE THIS EPISODE DID YOU KNOW THAT HUH HUH HUH DID YOU HAHAH PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN TROLOLOLOL DID YOU KNOW OUR FAVOURITE THING IS WHEN YOU ARE ALL SOBBING FOREVER OVER OUR SHOW PLEASE EXCUSE US WHILE WE SIT BACK AND WATCH YOU ALL COMBUST FROM OUR GLORIOUS CREATION 9pm BBC One.

the-visual:

With this one [ASiB], you said it’s not Holmes in love. It’s Holmes and love. Was the reason you decided to kick off the series with that because of the impact that Benedict’s made in Sherlock Holmes? ..Steven Spielberg has said that this is the greatest screen Holmes ever. But also, you know, that there’s a massive female fanbase out there as well. So was it partly for titillation that you went in on a love story on the first one? [x]

(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)