MISS.
FOR A DOLLAR.
NAME THREE WHITE PEOPLE.
(Source: imcastortroy, via ticklememisha)
THE FUCKING SUNGLASSES ONE
I love how the kid looks at the soda can with obvious intend and then just — WHAPAP — knocks the damn thing over.
(Source: elestajao, via nataliemeansnice)
ok so what no one tells you about bisexuality is that you don’t sit calmly and statically in the middle of the kinsey scale instead you’re swINGING ON A MOTHERFUCKING PENDULUM BACK AND FORTH HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE
And then there’s being pansexual, which I guess is like clutching on to the middle bar of a merry-go-round while it’s being spun about at top speed.
(via deaninpanties)
(Source: oh-whiskers, via blonde-cyborg)
Sherlock looks through John’s book collection for something to read.
OH MY GOD
(via blonde-cyborg)
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
(Source: mspadfooted, via ticklememisha)
(Source: iriluu, via sapphirefire)
- Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
- Voldemort: And this is crazy
- Voldemort: Why are you still alive
- Voldemort: You stupid baby
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I STILL CAN’T HANDLE THIS.
Laaawwwwwddddd! What did I just witneeeeeeeeesssssss?!
(Source: deplaisant)
