ok so what no one tells you about bisexuality is that you don’t sit calmly and statically in the middle of the kinsey scale instead you’re swINGING ON A MOTHERFUCKING PENDULUM BACK AND FORTH HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE
And then there’s being pansexual, which I guess is like clutching on to the middle bar of a merry-go-round while it’s being spun about at top speed.
- Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
- Voldemort: And this is crazy
- Voldemort: Why are you still alive
- Voldemort: You stupid baby