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ethne:

So here it is.

This is my story.

Allright.

let me give you a hint to who he is

his friend took the picture

(if you can identify him from that then wow. but i’m so proud i spotted him out of the corner of my eye when i only saw like a quarter of his face)

So I was driving home from Trader Joe’s with my mom, and I look over across the street at this place called The Laurel Tavern,

and I see him.

Sitting at a bench.

With his feet stretched out.

“MOM YOU HAVE TO STOP THE CAR!”

“WHAT? IS EVERYTHING ALLRIGHT WHAT’S WRONG”

“NO MOM ITS THIS GUY FROM THIS SHOW YOU JUST HAVE TO PULL OVER ALLRIGHT”

(you guys. i don’t even watch his show. but if you are on tumblr and don’t know about it, you aren’t on tumblr.)

so because there are no parking places on that street, my mom drives up a block and turns onto this hill thing.

she has to go up the entire hill, and I realize I will have to run down it to get there and I will totally have an asthma attack but it will be worth it because i will win the internet.

so I get out my mom’s iphone and somehow against all odds find a pad of paper and a pen.

then I run down the hill. I run. 

and I slow down and walk to the Laurel Tavern, and he’s laughing with his friend, and oh jesus christ he’s so beautiful.

and I wait and after like two seconds he turns to me and smiles.

i melted.

i fucking melted.

and he’s sitting there all beautiful, 

and I’m all

“i’m so sorry, but do you play Sam Winchester on Supernatual?”

“Yes I do!”

(you guys i don’t care how it sounds when its read. jared padalecki. he was the sweetest thing in the universe. he was the male equivalent of emily deschanel. let me tell you a secret. he was nicer)

“Oh wow! Can I have your autograph?”

“May you have my autograph?”

“Yes!?”

“Of course!”

i was dead at this point.

this guy

this fucking guy

he

he just

sobbing forever you guys

“So what’s your name?”

“Ethne. E-T-H-N-E”

“That’s a great name! What is it?”

“Oh, its Irish!?”

“Oh cool! What does it mean?

“It means like fire? And it also means kernel”

at this he stopped signing.

“Like in the army? Oh wait! POPCORN!”

“YES! EXACTLY!”

“That’s incredible.”

he hands back the pad of paper

Ethne-

All my love!

Jared Padalecki

I thought I was dead before.

This guy

This fucking guy.

So then I’m all

“I pulled the car over the moment I saw you”

“Oh really! Did you just pull the brake?”

He was smiling you guys. I was fucking shaking. I’ve never seen a man so beautiful before. And so fucking sweet.

“I wasn’t driving. I leaned over and pulled the brake and just jumped out o the car and ran”

And we all laughed.

You guys i made Jared Padalecki laugh. His laugh. Swoon.

“I’m so sorry but could I take your picture, please?”

“How about this? Why don’t we take a picture together?”

“Oh that would be great! Thank you so much!”

You guys there’s like this little gate separating the patio and the street, so he actually had to lean over the gate to take this picture. He is my favorite person now.

So he hands it to his friend (I know I’m not a huge fan, but this guy definitely isn’t an actor on supernatural. He was about 30 and really goofy looking.) And Jared’s all

“Oh I’m so sorry, my friends a ludite!”

and then we all laughed.

and then.

you guys.

have you ever smelled perfection before.

if you haven’t

i highly recomend jared padalecki

he smells like perfection I’m not joking oh my god.

And he was like hugging me basically and I was afraid I would faint oh man. And he was so fucking sweet jesus christ.

So his friend takes the phone (which I had opened to the camera)

and he’s all

“so do i just where’s the button”

and Jared’s all “I’m so sorry about him.”

“No don’t worry about it! This is awesome!”

and he laughed again jesus christ

and so his friend takes

please excuse my face

please

i think his face makes up for it right.

you guys

you fucking guys

i just can’t

and then we just laughed and i thanked him like a thousand times and then i ran back to the car.

so that’s it.

so in you guys opinion.

have i won the internet

or at least tumblr?

i just screamed and threw my glasses across the room and now i can’t fucking find them motherfucking fucker fuck nuts fuck 

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