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About me: The name's Crystal. I'm a female-identifying pansexual with a whole lot of love to give. My love affair with red velvet cake is the stuff of legends. Life goals? To live in a house designed for cats and run a sweet-ass tearoom. WORD OF WARNING: I just wanna let you know that some of the content on this blog is NSFW. That's just how I roll, and have no shame in it. Enjoy or despise it. The choice is yours. |
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Notes“BOC”?
“BEING OF COLOUR”?
YES, PLEASE. DO IT RIGHT NOW.
BRING YOUR TRASH BINS AND ROLL THEM RIGHT UP AND PLOP YOUR FOOL-ASS FOLKS IN IT. I AM FED UP WITH THIS TRANSETHNIC BOLLOCKS.
APPARENTLY BOC = BEING OF COLOR.
ARE YOU FOR GODDAMN SERIOUS?!
(Source: blonde-cyborg)
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Notes mauvaise française: Attention ALL femaleskingeomer:warningdontreadthis:eternalhomeinheaven:
It’s not cute when you post pictures of yourself in a bra and panties. Have some self respect.
It’s not attractive when you broadcast how many sexual partners you have or how often you have sex. Promiscuity comes at a steep…
Hahaaaaaaaaa NO.
Please sit the fuck down and don’t tell me what to do with my body. I’m really tired of sanctimonious douche tubes trying to saddle up on a horse too damn high to reach with their small minds. You have no business preaching to me about self-respect, especially when you so clearly do not respect my self. Please cease and desist with all this huffing and puffing about my body and what you think I ought to do with it. My body is my own. My sexuality is also my own. My gender identity and how I choose to express it are also up to me. Do not police what I do any of these things. Now get off my goddamn lawn.
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Notes"Oh is this about that Russell Simmons article where he wants to ban the n word, the b word, and the h word? Obviously as an artist I’m of the school where I think banning words is ridiculous, just like I think banning guns is. It’s all about context right? Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. Words don’t kill people, not even close. Do words even hurt people’s feelings? No. People hurt people’s feelings. So now people like Russell Simmons and whoever want to make teasing a crime. While we’re at it, let’s ban the word “faggot.” Oh no we can’t because then what would we call a bundle of sticks? Damn. Banning a word is like trying to hold your hand up to the ocean to keep the waves from crashing down on you. Pointless. “Nigger” is a great word. It just packs so much punch. The two g’s next to each other are like literal two G’s, broin out, tough as nails, them against the world. It gives me chills that a word can hold so much power, it really makes me feel like I chose the right profession."Girls writer Lesley Arfin, to the Huffington Post in 2007 (via leatherpumpkin)
This woman is the worst.
(via gingerberrycat)
So what I get is that she’s a fucking idiot who’s basically asking to get punched in the throat.
(via kidderkatcantbetamed)
This lady is really starting to piss me off. Was she even remotely relevant before becoming a writer on “Girls”? I swear she has a chronic case of diarrhea of the mouth. Please shut up.
(via isisgodiva)
Does this cause for clorox or arsenic?
(via yeezysdisciple)
Oh for fuck’s sake… Arsenic. Save the clorox for cleaning up afterwards.
(via 14kgoldnyc)
No one asked you, bitch, you’re opinion on the N word is useless.
(via marmarsplainingitall)
Hey Leslie Arfin:
(via thedisgruntledgradstudent)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Let me juuuusssttttt take off my earrings and shoes, wrap my hands, and smear some vaseline on mah faize because yooooooo I AM SO READY TO WHOOP DAT ASS.
(via crimble-crumble)
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this was their best interview of 2009 and 2013
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how to get a lady to notice u 101
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i swear to god
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when people you don’t like start watching your favorite show or listening to your favorite singer
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[FINALLY REACH SEX SCENE IN 100K WORD NC-17 RATED FIC (Fanfic Flamingo) FADE TO BLACK]
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hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just
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Bring on Season 2!
