One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.
whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath
And I am Benadryl Slumberbelch. Lord of all.
Benadryl or Beachbody Cunningscratch
I can’t stop laughing. That’s gonna be my band’s name, tbh.
Backitup Cumberfinch in the house
this is fucking beautiful.
I guess it’s a bit…uhhhh…cute? BUT SURELY I COULD DO BETTER!!!