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melissabenocriss:

melissabenocriss:

melissabenocriss:

melissabenocriss:

melissabenocriss:

honestly every newspaper front page of the debate just looks like obama and romney singing a lively duet

and

oh this is my favorite

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daunt:

swordcane:

andlatitude:

1) circle with lines

2) face, head, neck

3) nose

4) eyes, mouth, eyebrows

5) haaaiiir

6) everything else

thnx 4 help Steph

Laughing uncontrollably

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yougomollycoco:

fetzes:

evrel:

crowbegottenbatman:

aboutagrohl:

moist-grunge:

TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY 

im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge

the english language is a clusterfuck

you think your language is difficult? im 17 and still cant speak french correctly motherfuckers

5 grammatically correct ways of saying “the table gave the table the table of the table”

german wins, guys

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thembeatles:

Cup.

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sketchlock:

joanlocked:

I like to think that if John and Joan met, he’d check her out and expect her to be flattered, and she wouldn’t take any of his shit.

B

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geekycrap:

Game of Thrones opening theme sung by a cat

I’M LAUGHING JUST TOO HARD 

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Look at you with your sexy face and your sexy sword skills and your sexy windbreaker-and-bike-helmet combo.

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blandsherlockfantasies:

Bland Sherlock Fantasy #11

memonite:

J.K. Trowlling 

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zatnikatel:

Seeing this on a constant loop has made my day better.

Such lovely hands on such a lovely face. 

HARLP.

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