I've got a Bakewell heart

About me:
The name's Crystal. I'm a female-identifying pansexual with a whole lot of love to give. My love affair with red velvet cake is the stuff of legends. Life goals? To live in a house designed for cats and run a sweet-ass tearoom.

WORD OF WARNING: I just wanna let you know that some of the content on this blog is NSFW. That's just how I roll, and have no shame in it. Enjoy or despise it. The choice is yours.

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tierracita:

infinitetransit:

aliciaapplez:

This is hilarious to me for some reason

this is hilarious for many reasons

He scrawled, before laying against the wall in his torn on purpose f21 black skinny jeans he made his sister buy him. He put his sharpie away and dug out his journal and some seitan fake jerky. He started to write about his decision to start spreading throught provoking graffiti before realizing he might miss the feminist men meet up.

^ Yeeeessss. PERFECT.
(Source: xproblemsx)

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lol, I’m not vegan, but….
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THIS IS VERY FRIKIN TRU
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Actually, I love having a boyfriend who won’t judge...wanting a steak and who will pour me...
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That sounds like the actual worst.
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^ Yeeeessss. PERFECT.
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NOPE
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