I've got a Bakewell heart

About me:
The name's Crystal. I'm a female-identifying pansexual with a whole lot of love to give. My love affair with red velvet cake is the stuff of legends. Life goals? To live in a house designed for cats and run a sweet-ass tearoom.


WORD OF WARNING: I just wanna let you know that some of the content on this blog is NSFW. That's just how I roll, and have no shame in it. Enjoy or despise it. The choice is yours.
bon-bon: is this for real? are people honestly reading this shit? i’ve read better stuff on literotica. ^ AMEN. Literotica, though often so fucking goddamn problematic, has quite a number of gems that get the job done. This, however, is less impressive than a thin coating of mayonnaise on a slice of toasted white bread.

bon-bon:

is this for real? are people honestly reading this shit? i’ve read better stuff on literotica.

^ AMEN. Literotica, though often so fucking goddamn problematic, has quite a number of gems that get the job done. This, however, is less impressive than a thin coating of mayonnaise on a slice of toasted white bread.

(Source: peechington-marie)

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