I've got a Bakewell heart

About me:
The name's Crystal. I'm a female-identifying pansexual with a whole lot of love to give. My love affair with red velvet cake is the stuff of legends. Life goals? To live in a house designed for cats and run a sweet-ass tearoom.


WORD OF WARNING: I just wanna let you know that some of the content on this blog is NSFW. That's just how I roll, and have no shame in it. Enjoy or despise it. The choice is yours.

thedailywhat:

Reality Show Audition of the Day:  Andrew De Leon had never, ever performed for anyone before taking the stage in an audition for America’s Got Talent.

Holy schnikes — this will make you cry.

[neatorama]

PLEASE PARDON THE WATER RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. THAT WOULD BE RAIN. IT’S RAINING ON MY FACE. THAT IS ALL. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT *sniffles*

(Source: thedailywhat, via lovegraceredemption)

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