I've got a Bakewell heart |
About me: The name's Crystal. I'm a female-identifying pansexual with a whole lot of love to give. My love affair with red velvet cake is the stuff of legends. Life goals? To live in a house designed for cats and run a sweet-ass tearoom. WORD OF WARNING: I just wanna let you know that some of the content on this blog is NSFW. That's just how I roll, and have no shame in it. Enjoy or despise it. The choice is yours. |
smart guys are so hot
fill me up with knowledge and your penis
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But I’m an intelligent female, and there has never in my life been a boy drooling over me, or any “smart girls” I know,...