December 2011
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Wearing new shoes for the first time
theyonlylikeyouforthecandy:
What I feel like:
What I actually look like:
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perpetuallycaffeinated:
internetfangurl replied to your photo: Jesus Christ, I need a haircut…
Yes, yes, we all know your beautiful. Quit rubbing it in.
mooglets replied to your photo: Jesus Christ, I need a haircut…
yeah, my hair’s a little longer than that right now and dearchrist I need to get it cut »
Crushin’! Crushin real hard, real bad. Le sigh.
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When I die:
tyleroakley:
Last words: “My body is ready.”
Obituary: “Tyler has lost the ability to even. He led an A+ life, changed everything, and was the HBIC and GPOY of many. Survived by his Tumblr queue and scheduled tweets. In lieu of flowers, it would be accurate to sprinkle Cool Ranch Dorito crumbs on his grave. ”
Tombstone: “Dead. Corpse. Rotting.”
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I feel outrageously fetishistic this evening
teaplusbeardspluscake:
Oh goodness
Ah, yes. As do I. As. Do. I.
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dearkripke:
my obsesion with misha’s lips is starting to worry me.
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they curve in…and i keep comparing his lips to everyone else’s lips…
i’m never going to get laid.
I know that feel, bro. I could write multiple dissertations on Misha’s lips. Host lectures and seminars and shit about dem lips. They’re so odd and lovely and I adore them. Guh. Misha. Will this sexual...
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the no-no cabinet: If you came backI’d treat... →
dearkripke:
If you came back I’d treat you like a lost Matisse couch you like a Pasha dance a Sevillana leap and backflip like a Taiwanese diva bang cymbals like a Chinese opera roar like a Fellini soundtrack and laugh like the little dog that watched the cow jump over the moon
I’d be your clown I’d tell…
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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